My High School Reading List

Did I really do a book report 
on this in ninth grade?

Shame. The burden of an English major. And not just because most people use your degree as a one-liner. Unlike most other subjects, an English major requires that you have actually read (cover to cover) the essential texts of literature.* Because it's what everyone thinks--we read and we write! History majors, philosophy majors: they read texts and write to interpret and theorize just like English majors, but for some reason, our degree is knocked down. Less noble than philosophy! Less tangible than history!

So yes, I feel shame I haven't sailed cover to cover through the classics. I didn't even read classics on my own until high school was over. Suddenly, this great fear struck me: Everyone at college would have read everything! And what had I read?

The answer to that: My high school reading list, as best I can remember, after the jump:

How to Win an EGOT

I've been away, but I had to pop in to share thoughts I had from the Emmys. Namely, only 10 people have won the coveted EGOT... ever! (13 counting honorary awards.)

Why is this number so small? OK, it's not so easy to waltz onto Broadway and grab a Tony. Though wealth and fame can help elevate a good performance to gold (see: Catherine Zeta-Jones).

And it's not easy to win an Oscar. You have to really campaign for it, and most great actors win them early in their careers or never at all. James Earl Jones* has an asterisk on the EGOT list because his Oscar is (surprisingly) honorary only.

But here's my Surefire Oscar Advice: Start out as a singer. If you sing really well, you are almost guaranteed an Oscar just for being in a movie (see: Julie Andrews, Barbra Streisand, Liza Minnelli, Cher, Jennifer Hudson).

Trouble staying on-key? Then take my Surefire Grammy Advice: Spoken Word album. This worked for actual EGOTs Helen Hayes, John Gielgud, Audrey Hepburn, and James Earl Jones*. Or record yourself doing stand-up, a la EGOTs Mike Nichols, Whoopi Goldberg, and Mel Brooks.


All right, you worked hard and won a Tony. You sing great, so hey, pile on the Grammys. You made one movie for a lark, and bam, Oscar. What's left?

Surefire Emmy Advice (aka Piece of Cake):
1. Guest star on SNL. You can be an expert comedian (Tina Fey), an expert beloved comedian (Betty White), or 4-time-Emmy-winner Justin Timberlake. In fact, you really just should be Justin Timberlake.

2. Miniseries or Movie. Don't deign to go near those SNL hippies. Just call HBO and tell them you want a seventeen-hour movie based on some Wikipedia entry you Stumbled Upon. Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, Helen Mirren, Maggie Smith, Al Pacino, Robert Duvall... the list of Oscar winners who casually tossed off a hit Miniseries/Movie is staggering.

3. Don't work on Mad Men. If you film even one episode of Mad Men, Best Drama Series-four-times-running, you are almost guaranteed never to win. They should really consider some HBO miniseries work.

Who's next in line? Cher and Martin Scorsese could collaborate on a musical, starring Kate Winslet and Eminem. How about a remake of On Golden Pond with Bette Midler and Dick Van Dyke? And please, Lord, let Maggie Smith record that smooth jazz album she's always talking about.

There's a Boat that's Leavin' Soon for New York

Review: The Gershwins' Porgy and Bess
American Repertory Theater, Cambridge
August 23, 2011

Porgy and Bess is one of the few operas first performed on Broadway. Even in 1935, George and Ira Gershwin and Dubose Heyward tinkered, paring down the music and adding dialogue. Now A.R.T. has given us a revival of Porgy and Bess as a musical, echoing its roots on the Broadway stage. With (mostly) careful scenework by Suzan Lori-Parks and respect from director Diane Paulus for what's come before, Porgy and Bess still succeeds in a more intimate setting.

Some of the intimacy comes from lowered keys and hushed orchestrations, fitting for the openings of Porgy and Bess's duets. The approach only suffers when the actors are made to riff the ends of songs, and in the dramatic "My Man's Gone Now," which doesn't quite capture the mourning widow's despair. But with those caveats, the production moves and breathes like it always has. Porgy and Bess has always been both beautiful and tragic. Without the operatic trappings, the show feels more tender, perhaps even more hopeful.

Norm Lewis finds joy and strength in Porgy, a crippled resident of Catfish Row who takes in the wayward Bess out of compassion. Audra McDonald is a natural as Bess, using the various colors of her soprano to portray Bess's shifting identities: a loose woman and drug addict terrorized by the abusive Crown (the excellent, operatic Philip Boykin), then reborn and accepted into the community. Their duet "Bess, You Is My Woman Now" was a highlight of the evening.

The ensemble benefits from Paulus's focus on the community: how they give and take to protect each other. The preview I attended had a revised ending, though, in which everyone turns their back on Bess. Only after she leaves for New York alone does Porgy choose to leave Catfish Row and pursue her. This sounds better in principle than in execution, but they might still be working on it. Overall, the modern look at Porgy and Bess, including racial relations and stereotypes, didn't seem so modern after all. The show has always been a fable, and with all its controversy, there's been that revolutionary spark. 

Update: It ain't necessarily so. The show now ends with something much closer to the original ending. Sometimes when things aren't broken, they don't need fixing.

Fly Me to the Seine

Review: Midnight in Paris

I haven't really written about the summer releases I've seen (like Horrible Bosses and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows-Part 2). I didn't see a point. Those movies accomplished what they wanted, but they weren't exactly food for thought. And it gets harder to find words for things that are perfectly fine for one viewing. Sure, you can write critically about anything, but why waste bandwidth?

The sleeper hit Midnight in Paris fits right in with the summer slate. Woody Allen's latest film is warm, affectionate, endearing, charming. The film is a light creme brulee, satisfying to sweettooths and sentimentalists, and perhaps only occasionally to Allen's most ironic, postmodern fans. None of the characters babble in intellectualisms, but there aren't really characters here anyhow.

Many have said that Owen Wilson acts as Woody Allen's stand-in, but the two are kind of opposites. Allen was a character-actor typical of the seventies, polarizing and idiosyncratic, incapable of supressing his opinion. Wilson is an innocent puppy, always casual, barely radical. Playing a frustrated novelist with an old soul, he represents what Woody Allen probably wishes he were: good-looking, easygoing, sentimental more than analytical. The film artfully fills out this wish as Wilson's novelist Gil travels back in time each midnight to the Golden Age of Paris: the gay twenties. Gil gets advice on his book from Hemingway, Fitzgerald, and Stein. He finds a kindred soul in Picasso's lover (Marion Cotillard, equally adorable). And he escapes from his fiance's uncharmed family and the faux-intellectual Eurotrash she admires.

Who knows if the spell of Midnight in Paris will last for a second viewing? After a long polarizing career, Allen seems content to deliver us a nightcap. The film looks back to the romance of Manhattan--not a romance between people, but an affection for the city. Here again, the director's vision of Paris feels so evanescent that even thinking critically for a second might disturb our slumber.

Summertime, But the Livin's Not So Easy

Who's afraid of Stephen Sondheim? The creators (or should I say reconstructers?) of the new A.R.T. Porgy and Bess adaptation might be after he raked them across the coals in yesterday's New York Times. If you're at all interested in theater, Stephen Sondheim is not a man to take lightly. And if you're at all interested in the history of twentieth-century American music, Porgy and Bess is not an opera to take lightly, either.

Now I see no need to preserve every great work of art in a museum, shrouded in dust and years of abandonment. But Porgy and Bess, though undoubtedly controversial, is one of those Revolutionary Works of Art that has worked since its premiere in 1935. It's an opera, sure, but one that premiered on Broadway. Revivals have omitted scenes and recitative (scored/sung dialogue not in full song form). And this is accepted: Many operas are long and have alternate recits/arias or traditional cuts.

But here are some ground rules for adapting the classics, with quotes from the Times article about Porgy in blue:

1. Don't throw in more classics to pad out your show. ("The idea was briefly floated of interpolating outside Gershwin music into “Porgy.”") Last season's Promises, Promises gave Kristin Chenoweth two more numbers to sing, "I Say a Little Prayer" and "A House Is Not a Home," but at the expense of logic. Why would she sing about houses when she lives in an apartment?

2. Don't tell audiences they used to be dumb. (Director Diane Paulus: "I'm sorry, but to ask an audience these days to invest three hours in a show requires having your heroine be an understandable and fully rounded character.")

3. Be careful with changing the ending. What if Eliza didn't leave Henry Higgins? What if Juliet felt empowered enough as a woman to stand up and walk out of the tomb? Oh, wait, that happened, in brand-new original shows called My Fair Lady and West Side Story. But saying the authors wanted an ending they didn't write is just not true. (Bookwriter Susan-Lori Parks: "If [George Gershwin] had lived longer... he would have gone back to the story of ‘Porgy and Bess’ and made changes, including to the ending.”)

I have tickets for The Gershwins' Porgy and Bess--apparently the estate's preferred title, but we'll talk about ridiculous copyright issues another day--and I am intrigued and excited and nervous. Good for them for finding new ways to balance song and dialogue. Good for them for bringing new perspectives to a classic. But if Porgy starts singing "I Got Rhythm," I'm leaving at intermission.