Bernie
In 1996, mortician Bernie Tiede shot rich, reclusive Marjorie Nugent four times in the back, buried her with the frozen vegetables, then covered up her death for months. The discovery of her body and subsequent murder trial brought infamy to Carthage, Texas, with pro-Bernie supporters protesting his arrest and trumpeting his compassion and goodwill in the community.
Richard Linklater's
Bernie recounts the stranger-than-fiction story with more accuracy and humor than most true-crime movies. This black comedy lampoons small town life without condescension: Linklater casts actual Carthage townsfolk who chime in colorfully about Marjorie and Bernie's peculiar companionship. Did she keep him around for a late-in-life romance? Was his use of her money embezzlement? Jack Black, with his enormous energy and vulgarity, surprises with a subtle performance that lets us feel for Bernie. We wait for Black's trademark devilish grin to creep in, never sure how much to trust Bernie's good heart. I got a kick out of Matthew McConaughey as an unconvinced police officer. Linklater doesn't sanctify or condemn, but lets the strange doings in Carthage speak for themselves.
For Your Consideration: Richard Linklater (Director); Jack Black (Actor); Matthew McConaughey (Supporting Actor).
The Paperboy
"If anyone's gonna piss on him, it's going to be me. He don't like strangers peeing on him."
So begins the now legendary scene where Nicole Kidman, Southern vampy in a bleached blonde wig, saves paperboy Zac Efron from jellyfish stings. Kidman's game, but this ludicrous golden shower shifts an already lurid bayou thriller into the swampland of unintentional comedies. I have to believe Lee Daniels created the movie he expected to make: overwrought, deep-fried, mass-market paperback shlock. The highly sexual set pieces are clearly Daniels's
raison d'etre, from an endlessly shirtless Efron swimming or dancing in wet briefs to a no-touch double masturbation in prison between Kidman and despicable convict John Cusack. Meanwhile, Macy Gray narrates some less interesting story of a murder investigation and the racism and corruption that are uncovered. And when our innocent paperboy (Efron, trying but vapid sharing scenes
with real actors) finally beds Kidman, Daniels omits the entire
lovemaking. Why be prudish now? Was it in Efron's contract? Matthew McConaughey report: Another effective, heavily sweaty role in a year that reinvented his career.
For Your Razzie Consideration.