As seen in the picture, Deluxe Jesus (clearly better than run-of-the-mill Jesus) performs two miracles: 1) Turns water into wine. 2) Feeds the thousands with two fish and five loaves.
The key section of the product description: "this wonderful Jesus character stands 5 1/4-inches tall and features glow-in-the-dark hands!" Ah, yes. Luke 23:46. "Father, into your glow-in-the-dark hands, I commend my spirit."
Billy Boy McRobert "Billy Boy," reviewing this action figure on Amazon, writes how Deluxe Jesus turned his son's G.I. Joe toys into pacifists. Mojo points out that Deluxe Jesus is waterproof. Fleaman "Welcome to your doom!" is, as his avatar implies, not a fan of action-figure Jesus. And J.H. Barnard suggests Deluxe Jesus is unsafe for pets and small children.
Deluxe Jesus sells at the retail price of $16.64.
2 comments:
An action figure Jesus was definitely the star of one of my youth group's mission trips back in high school. This Jesus, however was "Jesus, with Super Gliding Action." Yes, it said that on the box. Yes, he had wheels, and if you pulled him back, he would roll around the floor. It was amazing.
Love it! Although, I would probably go for the simpler model: Dashboard Jesus
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11093-DASHBOARD-JESUS/dp/B000CIS34U/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1267880576&sr=8-1
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