Where Fail Blog leaves off, curiosity takes over. If 300,000 people are extremely terrified of Mao et al., what else stirs them up in cyberspace? (There's a word, btw, that went the way of "the Web".) What emotions are they dealing with amid their xenophobia?
Thank God for fat and sassy... but still, more of us are terrified of the Chinese. If you're feeling low, do you spend time on the Internet? It won't love you back.
Okay, we're depressed so we watch movies, ergo we are fat. Then we grow more depressed because we hated, hated, hated the movie we saw. Just so you know how emphatic we are:
'Net surfers need to let loose somehow. In our rough economic times, though, maybe it's just to hard to kick back. The community chest is empty, the utility tax slashes into your savings... the parallels seem all too real:
2 comments:
I love this. I played around with it a little bit, too...take note of the 2nd option when you type in "I want."
I can totally sympathize with hating the navy (or wait, maybe empathize). But terrified of chinese people? I suppose any normal person would be terrified by there delicious food, majority leadership in contributing to the world's population, bruce lee, & or perhaps their penchant for being smarter than everyone else.
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